He said that he would acquire no knowledge which did not bear upon his object. Therefore all the knowledge which he possessed was such as would be useful to him. I enumerated in my own mind all the various points upon which he had shown me that he was exceptionally well informed. I even took a pencil and jotted them down. I could not help smiling at the document when I had completed it. It ran this way:
this will never not be funny.
i can’t actually breathe
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Yet another triumph for the Daily Show.
get what hello this is israel we dont have these fancy american brands
Happy 17th Birthday Buffy The Vampire Slayer!
First aired March 10th 1997
I’m sorry but this girl wants to sit on Ben’s lap too. I really need to have my photoshop rights revoked…
(original photo from here)